Villainous

Fei Long and Bang will provide a place of rest for you all. Did I say rest? I meant place of rust. For me.

It's because you're white, IMO.

Is anyone GOING to gamefrog? I'll come to the gag if no one's headed there.

Hmm I woulda came if I had known sooner. Some other time I guess.

For some reason I picture G Banana being like the rabbit in Donny Darko. You're having a shower and looking in the mirror and G Banana is behind you. "Brent, time travel is like a fruit roll up". Brent "What do you mean G Banana?". Banana "Time is like a spiral, much like the fruit roll up. And a day will come when a large cosmic being named G Angus (G for galactic) will devour time..." Brent wishes to end the world by paralleling the G Angus story arc with the fruit roll up enchanted by G Banana. All time space is held within this one all powerful fruit roll up... and Angus will unknowingly devour time. We have to get to lucky's and stop him!

fixed. Free entry if you provide "fried chicken" and "watermellon". I'm surprised he didn't put in Street Fighter Zero X or some other made up name on his lineup. I heard those games have really complicated guard stun block crouch recovery matrixes.

That video makes me wistfully remember the days of GG. Would be interesting to go back and see how things have changed for all of us as players. I think I've learned a lot since back in the day, would be cool to see how that translates into Slayer. We need that reboot GG soon!

Yeah the amount Brent gets is just obscene though. It's definitely impressive, but from a business stand point, he's getting too much bang for his buck.

What the fuxxxx. Who was it and what did they say? http://www.blendstir.com/wtf/military-dude-humps-a-bunch-of-military-personel/

All I see is a black puppy crying and not doing shit about his situation while the white puppy is content where he is. Black puppy's not content simply living in his box eating food fed to him by a japanese woman, no, he wishes to live in a box on the street, smoking crack and drinking 40's. It's society's fault he's there!

Matt you play animu and are a douche.

How are the Bang changes looking right now? Yeah I know what you mean there bro. Animu players are almost always douche bags. Something about "I CAN DO COMBOS I STOLE OFF JAPANESE MATCH VIDEOS AND PLAY S TIER AND KNOW THE LATEST 4 CHAN REFERENCES" makes people into fucktards. And then yeah... wait 3 hours for a match, lose, wait another 3 hours, lose again... yay 8 hours of driving, hundreds of dollars spent! Nothing to do! I'm not all that big on drinking either... seems like the older I get the less I want to drink lol. I might smoke if that was going down but alas.... I don't want to turn into arturo lol. Maybe when I get some free time for a tournament me and you could be on a team and wander around whatever town we end up in like we did at animazement, that was fun. Team Prohibition!

hahaha Brent. That was like a twilight zone intro or something.

Uhh.... stab them a lot, don't get hit.

I love the one scroll that's like... THE SECRET TO WINNING IN LORDS OF SHADOW IS TO ATTACK A LOT AND ALSO NOT GET HIT. Damn... profound. I get killed a lot in this game but that's probably because I just want to attack all the time. I die to the monsters just blocking. edit: Is it just me or is the camera too far away and everything looks so tiny in battles? Maybe I need a bigger TV but that shit is really small.

Big white elf titties. Brent we found your character in Arcana lol I do loves me some fun bags.

Sup man how's life on the plantation / at grad school? Sing any good slave songs lately?

lol seriously, if you want Final Fighter vs demons with equipment... play Dungeon Fighter. That's almost an exact description of the game. Just an example of some of the gameplay: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1W9tDVOYGo&feature=related Been trying to get people on it for a while. I still play it a lot. Actually come to think of it, there's a blind swordsman class that's all about zoning and long range sword attacks... that'd be perfect for you! http://wiki.dfo-world.com/index.php?title=Asura

Man I'm gonna suck at games now, I'm never gonna get to play again lol. Well I already sucked so I guess it's not much of a transition. I liked Phantasy Star online for the GC a lot myself. I used to skip high school and play it with my friends. Then I skipped a lot of college to play WoW. I see a trend here. IMO best MMOs I've played: WoW (too much of a time eater though, awesome game design, fun gameplay, ULTRA TIME SINK. People get addicted for a reason though) Phantasy Star (fun casually but it's repetitive. Probably a good game just to play with friends) DFO (Great gameplay and fresh idea somewhat hurt by them wanting to make a profit off of stuff that should have been free, and unbalanced classes, still great though) Diablo 2 (too dark for me but I liked the idea of it. It's just kind of boring after a while, crawling around in the dark) Blade and Soul is like the ideal MMO from what I hear. Action based combat with air combos and shit, platforming, wall running, super beautiful world, lots of titties everywhere, and fresh class ideas. I'm sure they'll find a way to fuck it up somehow but it really does look like the best MMO ever made so far. My prediction.... grind fest and poor localization. Diablo 3.... I'll play the shit out of too.

Brent, we usually get out really late it seems so I usually need to get as much time as possible for sleep. See if you can find someone else to give you a ride and if not I'll see what I can do.

M-F sometimes weekends, 12:30 till 11 PM... sometimes later. No lyeeeffff. Ragna's voice would not fit Dracula at all lol

Yeah I'm still the same me, my life just sucks less. Kinda happened suddenly too but I think I needed it lol. Glad that makes you feel good though Brent. I wonder what life's gonna be like with money AND weekends free? I can only imagine.

Yeah it is the first list I saw, which proves to be correct so far. I agree on what you said about some of the oddities but my theory is that it was probably an earlier build or maybe some characters that were on the drawing board or had some unfinished model stuff that ended up getting cut. I would love to see more DS characters in a VS game because honestly, Felicia and Morrigan are probably the LEAST exciting ones we could get. Jedah in that game would give me a nerdgasm, because he's probably the best thing to come out of darkstalkers, but I also really like Lei Lei so I'll definitely be giving her a shot. They really need some guy darkstalkers though. First day of the job today was great, I'm too lazy to type out what it was like again but basically imagine a slide from the second floor into an overstocked kitchen full of free food with nerf gun fights and gamer nerds everywhere and work consisted of me playing through bulletstorm for 11 hours andddd.... that's what I'm getting paid for. Wooo!

13 still looks extremely fun to me, I think SNK is giving it a serious go with trying to make a good game. I'm definitely most excited about it and AH3. All those cross over games can go suck a dick, unless Zero is in them.

Yeah I don't really care. I haven't actually heard anything positive about this job, but it is a job after all. That seems to be the general sentiment among testers. I mean really... it can't be worse than my previous jobs. There's no way lol