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So, lets admit it. We play an irritating character

 

to cheer us and maybe some others up, lets post our favourite rage comments from online!

 

absolutely NO naming and shaming please

 

 

To start off simple and boring:

 

"you wouldn't win if you didn't have strawberries"

Posted

It's actually quite hilarious so I'll allow it.
Here are some that I received:

"Her fucking champagne is exactly what it is. Everytime she pops it, it's a fucking fiesta."
"Your character is so braindead you just need to put some duct tapes on the H button and you win."
"Play a real character instead of a cleavage with some roses you retard."
"Stop spam shooting me. This is GG, not a fucking deer hunt simulator."

Posted

I haven't received any personal rage mail yet, but if you want Elphelt brand hate, you need only take a quick peek at the Xrd board on Gamefaqs. The butt blasting over that character is intense. If the Dead Sea was any saltier, it'd be renamed the GameFAQs Sea.

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"you wouldn't win if you didn't have any guns"
"Try beating me with May, scrub!"
After rage quit: "I don't play shotgun mashers"

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"Stop spam shooting me. This is GG, not a fucking deer hunt simulator."

That made me die. Lol

The most recent one I got was from UNiEL. I'm a Carmine player and someone sent me:

"God damn. You spam his 6B blood like a girl on her period. Scrub"

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"Stop spam shooting me. This is GG, not a fucking deer hunt simulator."

 

Hahaha... I may absolutely think Elphelt is a brainless, short-bus rider friendly character, but that shit is comedy gold.

Posted

I've gotten:

 

"Its 2014 and people still make games with no throw teching PRAISE ARCSYS"

 

"her grenade shouldn't hit you"

Posted

"her grenade shouldn't hit you"

TO BE FAIR I think this is a reasonable complaint lol.  

 

 

"you wouldn't win if you didn't have any guns"

"Try beating me with May, scrub!"

After rage quit: "I don't play shotgun mashers"

 

Every single one of these...lol...

Posted

I started playing Elphelt over Sol and my favorite rage comment is still:

 

"It isnt time to eat my cake yet you b****!"

Posted

"elphelt requires no brain"

Nothing unusual, but it came from someone I thought was more reasonable than this.

The salt is real.

Posted

"elphelt requires no brain"

Nothing unusual, but it came from someone I thought was more reasonable than this.

The salt is real.

LOL, that was me in the lobby last night! I only played one Elphelt but I won though. Don't know why people get so upset when people say something negative about their character. Hell, even the creator of this thread admits that Elphelt is annoying. I've had people say Bedman is stupid/OP etc. and I don't get all defensive about it. You paid for the game, play who you want. Just don't be surprised when people talk shit about a very powerful, safe and easy to use top tier character. Just keep playing dude :)

 

I still luv you Icekin!

Posted

Yup. The character is really easy to use for the amout of power it gives with a minimum investment. That's a fact.

Hell my one day elphelt stood toe to toe against my sparring partner's 1 month elphelt.

But what is she fun to play. Makes up for the tons of hate she gets.

Posted

Yup. The character is really easy to use for the amout of power it gives with a minimum investment. That's a fact.

Hell my one day elphelt stood toe to toe against my sparring partner's 1 month elphelt.

But that is she fun to play. Makes up for the tons of hate she gets.

Xrd's Gordeau.

Doesn't matter which button you push, it's a good one!

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