Jyosua Posted March 18, 2012 Posted March 18, 2012 Please don't talk about DmC. It makes me want to shoot myself. I lol'd. I still need to play the games. I have 1-4 but I've also got a huge backlog of games I need to play.
eQualz Posted March 18, 2012 Posted March 18, 2012 You should play 1, 3 and 4. If you want to go in chronological order start with 3>1>4. They're definitely worth your time :3
Jourdal Posted March 18, 2012 Posted March 18, 2012 Can we all remind/agree that haven is godlike ? Also capcom cant count, there's only 3 DMC games. The fourth was named Bayonetta.
Jyosua Posted March 18, 2012 Posted March 18, 2012 Can we all remind/agree that haven is godlike ? Also capcom cant count, there's only 3 DMC games. The fourth was named Bayonetta. Oh Capcom, you silly people. Also, Haven is godlike. I need to watch some of his matches from last night. I ended up being out late, so I couldn't watch them streamed.
Chaoschao222 Posted March 18, 2012 Posted March 18, 2012 Also capcom cant count, there's only 3 DMC games. The fourth was named Bayonetta. >there are only 3 >the fourth was named Your own joke blew itself up, that said, Bayonetta was the best Devil May Cry
Jourdal Posted March 18, 2012 Posted March 18, 2012 >there are only 3 >the fourth was named Your own joke blew itself up, that said, Bayonetta was the best Devil May Cry No D: there were only 3 DMCs named, the 4th game was for some reason named bayonetta. Bayonetta was the worst game I ever played..... Get the fuck out of my thread. All jokes aside.....surely you jest...people rated it above DMC3(4), its game play was amazing....if its the character...well dante is just as bad,her character is just more satirical and sexualized as opposed to his being cheesy and ridiculously arrogant.
Chaoschao222 Posted March 18, 2012 Posted March 18, 2012 No D: there were only 3 DMCs named, the 4th game was for some reason named bayonetta. NO! YOUR JOKE BLEW ITSELF UP! Bayonetta was the worst game I ever played..... Closest I've ever been to abusing my modship and insta tempbanning someone, you'd be wise to keep such distasteful jokes to yourself.
Iza Posted March 18, 2012 Posted March 18, 2012 (edited) Get the fuck out of my thread. All jokes aside.....surely you jest...people rated it above DMC3(4), its game play was amazing....if its the character...well dante is just as bad,her character is just more satirical and sexualized as opposed to his being cheesy and ridiculously arrogant. I don't really have problem if you or anyone else like the game, its just my personal opinion, you know the saying "play what you like" and for me I actually felt more gay playing her then playing a half naked Dante... EDIT : Closest I've ever been to abusing my modship and insta tempbanning someone, you'd be wise to keep such distasteful jokes to yourself. allow me man, chill Edited March 18, 2012 by Iza
Chaoschao222 Posted March 18, 2012 Posted March 18, 2012 AND GODDAMMIT FUCK YOUR EUROSLANG DVTBHUIFRJOBGHUIFJOGNHVUIJGHVICUVB CAPS
xlolxlolx Posted March 18, 2012 Posted March 18, 2012 don't get him mad small son, he'll put you in the dumpster instantly
Jyosua Posted March 19, 2012 Posted March 19, 2012 her character is just more satirical and sexualized as opposed to his being cheesy and ridiculously arrogant. Did you say Bayonetta or Baybetta? *shot* and for me I actually felt more gay playing her then playing a half naked Dante... Hahaha, to be fair: I see your point. Overcompensation much?
Jourdal Posted March 19, 2012 Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) How'd you feel gay :V dont tell its because you had to play as one of like...the 3 female leads in history. The ratio of female protags to male protags is disgusting lol. Games are sausage fests....where's my equality lol. Bayonettas oversexual satire put me off too but the game play is just too good. And lol Chao. EDIT : WAIT HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE, how does she make you feel gay but you play jin. Thats such a contradiction lol. This nigga gets orgasms when he does big damage combos on his brother. Edited March 19, 2012 by Jourdal
Jyosua Posted March 19, 2012 Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) How'd you feel gay :V dont tell its because you had to play as one of like...the 3 female leads in history. The ratio of female protags to male protags is disgusting lol. Games are sausage fests....where's my equality lol. Bayonettas oversexual satire put me off too but the game play is just too good. And lol Chao. I think Samus Aran was probably one of the only non-ridiculous female leads... until Other M happened. I just don't understand why it's so hard for the video game industry to put forth a female lead without an oversized chest, ass, or shitloads of fan service. EDIT : WAIT HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE, how does she make you feel gay but you play jin. Thats such a contradiction lol. This nigga gets orgasms when he does big damage combos on his brother. I lol'd. Edited March 19, 2012 by Jyosua Update of the utmost imperative sort, regarding Jin's potential homosexuality
Jourdal Posted March 19, 2012 Posted March 19, 2012 Why is it so hard to have a protag thats either not the epitome of manliness? or so bishounen he looks like a girl. Why are the male leads for BB Jin and Ragna? why isn't it bang or tager? It goes both ways lol. Sex sells bro..they figured you're gonna put hours into bayonetta staring at her ass...better make it a good one no?
Iza Posted March 19, 2012 Posted March 19, 2012 I don't take story into account when playing BB, so you can throw all them blind jokes, flat chest/chopping board, gay brotherly love at me all you want. and well they don't get naked during gameplay!!!
xlolxlolx Posted March 19, 2012 Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) BROTHERLY LOVE ｳﾎｯ♂ wimminz in games end up being whinny pmsers most of the time, true story tbh, bb's story is too much derp, can't tell if srs or just bad Edited March 19, 2012 by xlolxlolx
Jourdal Posted March 19, 2012 Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) Nah son, not story...in ct if you do like 5K or so on ragna jin basically had an orgasm. And thats just one example lol. People who dont know the story call jin a faggot all the time for his delicate borderline womenly features. That reminds me...i did bayonettas finishing thingy where she's naked and the giant dog comes out...and my dad walked in and it was so awkward and he's like...well okay. @xlolxolx well...if we're speaking strictly JP games yea...they dont seem to rate women too highly in their fiction. EDIT : Its just bad lol Edited March 19, 2012 by Jourdal
Chaoschao222 Posted March 19, 2012 Posted March 19, 2012 and well they don't get naked during gameplay!!! hawt
xlolxlolx Posted March 19, 2012 Posted March 19, 2012 sorry bros, might come as a surprise but i dont have a hair fetish :O
Chaoschao222 Posted March 19, 2012 Posted March 19, 2012 wtf :8/: Just Noel chillin', nekkid, in-game.
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